Hey Tubby -
Rather than call you fanboy, I'll beat you with evidence. Fortunately, basketball mad UK fans keep track of certain things like UK's overall record with each official. Your record with Karl Hess? 14 wins, 5 losses. Doesn't sound like you've got too much to complain about. Don't believe me? Here's the link to your UK fan website:
http://www.ukfans.net/jps/uk/Statist....html#KarlHess