WWDD? (What would Dave do?) The first time that jackass coach said he wanted the foul called, Dave would say, "OK, coach, here it is." Then WHACK.
Seriously, whenever a coach starts doing this, just put up the stop sign and say, "Coach, we'll call the game." If he does it again, WHACK.
BTW - I would be tempted to answer the coach in the same manner he speaks, i.e.: "thhhhheeeeeerrrreeee wwwwaaaaassss nnnnnnoooooo ffffffooooouuuuulllll, CCCCooooaaaacccccchhhhh." I think he would stop pretty quick.
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