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Originally posted by Jurassic Referee
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Originally posted by Dan_ref
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Originally posted by cmathews
does it bother you to be concerned about the relative attractiveness of a sheep? Or does it bother anyone else that one of our bretheren is worried about the relative attractiveness of a sheep??? LOL 
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Not me-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee--ee.
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Can't pull the wool over Dan's eyes.
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A man from Montana went to visit Idaho to check out the sheep. While driving down a dirt road, he spotted a sheep with it's head stuck in the fence. Not one to let opportunity to pass, he goes and mounts the critter.
A minute or so later, a rancher drives by and catches the guy in the act. He stops the truck, runs over to the scene and says "Let me tell you somethin'. Around these parts, them sheep's for shearing!" The Montanan says "Let me tell you somethin' Mister, I ain't shearing this b1tch with nobody!"