Chuck,
You're worth a lot more than two bits. You did the right thing, by the book, in the most professional manner possible.
That coach may be feeling a bit embarrassed today. I'm not getting my hopes up, but we can always dream....
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HOMER: Just gimme my gun.
CLERK: Hold on, the law requires a five-day waiting period; we've got run a background check...
HOMER: Five days???? But I'm mad NOW!!
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