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Originally posted by Jurassic Referee
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Originally posted by Dan_ref
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Hey, did you see the Oscar Awards last night? For all the pre-show hype I thought Chris Rock was kinda tame.
What do you think? [/B]
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Watch the Oscar Awards? Would I miss the grandiose pageant that celebrates the brightest and greatest cinematic accomplishments of the previous year? Or, to maybe be a little more honest, would I miss seeing whose tits are closest to falling out of their dress this year? Hmmmm, maybe there should be an Oscar in
that category.
Anyhoo, I digress......
I'm back. Gotta quit digressing. Gonna go blind one of these days.
When I got rid of my old coal-fired computer(EPA made me do it...sumthin' about air pollution), I got a brand new, nuclear-powered top-of-the-line A+++ 'puter that does everything. Everything, I tell ya. Even got CD and DVD makers on it to make my own CD's and movies. Well, I bribed the 8-year old kid from next door to show me how to use that sucker. Yup, he set it up to a p2p network and I now make my own CD's and DVD's. Well, I downloaded and burned a copy of Million Dollar Baby on a request from my wife. Well, not actually a request; more like her giving me a choice of doing it or speaking in a high, squeaky voice. She and a friend were watching it Saturday night....they asked me if I wanted to see it with them, but, unfortunately the Ecstasy Channel was screening that classic
Debbie Does Houghton and you know I always hate to miss that one. Anyway, I was walking by, and my wife says "You gotta see this". I look---and Clint Eastwood is crying. Yup, Dirty Harry is just ablubbering his damn eyes out. Almost made me sick to watch it. John Wayne never cried. Nope, you never saw the Duke blubbering away like that. Lah me!
And then the damn picture wins an Oscar? You watch now, ol' Clint is jes' gonna be sobbing his eyes out in every new picture he's in. Lah me. There's sumthin' wrong with the world today.
What's a Chrisrock? [/B][/QUOTE]
Can you say tits here? I hope we don't get fined by the FCC. And a Chris Rock is who you go to when you can't get Denzel Washington.
BTW...your 8 year old buddy didn't do you any favors.
http://www.theregister.co.uk/2004/12...vs_bittorrent/
http://www.pcworld.com/news/article/0,aid,118628,00.asp
http://www.pcworld.com/news/article/0,aid,118485,00.asp
http://news.com.com/2100-1023-243432.html?legacy=cnet
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/6504024/
http://www.mpaa.org/Press/RecTVComplaint.htm