[Jim Porter]

Moose: Your safety? You're worried about a little waggling of the bat? Well, you know, it's even more dangerous for you when they all-out swing! I'd switch to a raft if I were you.

Rbn3: What is your son doing throwing at batters in your house???

T Alan: No softball? Really? Women's fast-pitch can be quite a treat every once in awhile. (grin)