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Timekeeper question
One night I arrived to call a couple of 8th grade games and was talking to the timekeeper. He was asking about the bonus. "How many fouls before they shoot 1 and 1?"
I told him you shoot on the 7th foul. "OK, will you tell us when or do we need to keep up with it?"
Wait, it gets even better. My partner was late arriving.
Nobody knew where he was. The principal said, "We need to get started. We'll let somebody else help you until the other guy gets here." Guess who?
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I swear, Gus, you'd argue with a possum.
It'd be easier than arguing with you, Woodrow.
Lonesome Dove
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