Sat Jan 29, 2005, 12:33pm
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Get away from me, Steve.
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Join Date: Aug 2000
Posts: 15,783
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Originally posted by Mark Dexter
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Originally posted by BktBallRef
Well, once I post it here, I feel like I'm absolved! Kinda like an officiating confessional. "Forgive me Dr. Naismith, for I have sinned!" 
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You are forgiven, my son.
Now, as a pennance, you must officiate 3 men's rec league games, and 2 girls' JV games where the players shout "ball ball ball ball" for the entire 32 minutes of the game.
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Not enough. You must now umpire girls' softball at a level of freshman or below. The players will sing and do cheers the ENTIRE game, which will have a score of 30-29 and last 4 hours.
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