Someday...when I'm elected king, I'm going to have fans take a simple, 3 question test to be able to stay and watch the ballgame.
1. What is the three second rule?
2. What is the over-and-back violation?
3. What is the over-the-back rule?
Even if they only get one answer correct, they get to stay. If they don't get any correct, they still don't get their admission back. (That way the schools don't lose out on their "gate".)
Of course, sometimes all we can do is shake our heads and smile.
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