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"Lisa honey, just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand"
"I am so smart, I am so smart, s-m-r-t....I mean s-m-A-r-t."
"You never know when an old calendar might come in handy! Sure, it's not 1985 right now, but who knows what tomorrow will bring?"
"We'll be rich Marge, rich as astronauts!"
"Marge, it takes two to lie. One to lie and one to listen."
"The only monster here is the gambling monster that has enslaved your mother! I call him Gamblor, and it's time to snatch your mother from his neon claws!"
"Or what? You'll release the dogs, or the bees, or the dogs with bees in their mouth and when they bark they shoot bees at you?"
AND FINALLY THE ONE THIS LIST CAN'T DO WITHOUT
"Yes, honey...Just squeeze your rage up into a bitter little ball and release it at an appropriate time, like that day I hit the referee with the whiskey bottle."
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