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This is my New Year's Resolution:
When my mother-in-law begins to yell and shout,
I will try my hardest not to throw her out.
I resolve this resolution, here is why --
I'm afraid of hitting someone passing by!
--- Tom Lehrer
Oh, wait, you wanted basketball related. Okay, here goes --
I resolve to get the shooter's number more and more often until by next season I'm getting it every time.
Oh, and lose the 10 pounds I gained this fall, and keep it off next fall!
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