Best wishes for an enviromentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress, non-addictive, gender neutral, winter solstice holiday- practised within the most joyous traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, and with due respect to the religous persuasions of others or their choice not to practise a religion at all. Have a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the generally accepted calendar year of 2005, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to our society have helped make our country great, without regard to the race, creed, color, religious or sexual preference of the wishers.
NOTE: This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for her/himself or others. In no way is it to be construed as effecting a contractual obligation of any sort on the part of either the wisher or the wishee.
Or alternatively........
Merry Christmas Everybody!!
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