I'm actually trying to track down a copy now, it's more of a joke than anything. Just to give a bit of backround, touch football like mens league football. All the former players and some current pros play in leagues we do. I haven't touched the stuff yet.
But needless to say the poem starts off:
"Hello Mr. Touch Referee, how do you do?? I've been playing the game for years, I'm f**king smarter than you"
