On Leno or Letterman I heard this one:
It was so cold today that Ron Artest went into Starbucks so someone could throw hot coffee on him.
I also heard this one, very much off topic but we need Juulie to keep up:
Martha Stewart recently had an interview where she told the reporter that people have no idea how difficult it is to be a woman in prison during the holidays. A few days later Scott Peterson said "Tell me about it."
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