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Start heckling the fans; especially the ones you know.
"Hey, you call that a soda?"
"Do you wanna borrow my glasses next time you dress yourself?"
"Sit up straight, you can't possibly see the game sitting like that."
"You call that applause?"
"Hey, you gotta look both ways." This works best if your sitting near half court rather than at an end line.
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