[Larks]

[/QUOTE]How come the OVBO has got you down as an an active official,Larksy? Haven't they ever seen you ref?[/QUOTE]

Aw man...I get no respect....no respect....

I've been told that concession stands use my trip from lead to trail to time an egg!

Last week I saw my psychiatrist. I told him, "Doc, I keep thinking I'm a dog." He told me to get off his couch.

I was tired one night and I went to the bar to have a few drinks. The bartender asked me, "What'll you have?" I said, "Surprise me." He showed me a naked picture of my wife.

Speaking of my wife....My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.

Last night my wife met me at the front door. She was wearing a sexy negligee. The only trouble was, she was coming home.

I tell ya....no respect!