I found this thread while poking through some old threads while wearing some old threads. I hope you folk don't mind that I revived it.
The best (worst?) argument I ever had was:
"I did it with my butt!"
A player in a men's league game thought he could push another player off the court as long as he used his backside! He came up with that argument after I gave him a friendly warning and then called three fouls on him for the same act.
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