Peruvian - I love the quote, but what happens when...
Catcher - (turning to look at the plate ump) [loudly] "Where was that pitch at?"
Plate Ump - (while sweeping the plate) "Didn't your English teacher ever teach you not to end a sentence with a preposition?"
Catcher - "No, my coach instructs English, but he was too busy teaching us that any ball that passes through the zone is a strike."
