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...cue the harpist for dream music.
SCENE: Any HS Baseball Field in America
...ACTION
Coach: W-H-A-T??? Youve got to be kidding me. There is no way that you are going to eject him.
Umpire: You cant run the same kid for the pitcher and catcher, coach. I told you that last game. Now, whos going in to run?
Coach: No one else calls that! I dont think its even a rule.
Umpire: I knew youd say that afer last weeks game, so I checked online and saw that your Part 1 score was a 62. I got a 99...again. I didnt see you at the rule interp, either, so I figure Im on pretty solid ground here. Who are you putting in, coach?
Coach: Wait a minute...every year I get one kid from the track team and suit him up. You mean, I cant do that anymore? Where does it say that?
Umpire: Ill show you after the game. Now...who are you going to put in to run for the pitcher?
Coach: Can I have the guy who made the last out?
Umpire: Yes...but we are going to make your batter call his field from now on. And we will play pitchers hand out, okay?
Coach: Are you mocking me?
FADE TO BLACK
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