A good pre kick-off story (to get you in the mood)
New car salesman hands the keys of a new 2005 Mercedes to the buyer. The buyer gets into the car and starts it up. After 30 seconds or so the buyer shuts the car off, gets out and hands the saleman the keys back to the salesman.
Buyer:"I am no longer interested in this car".
Salesman: "Why"?
Buyer: "You would think with the kind of money you charge for this vehicle, that the radio would work"!
Salesman: "Well sir the 2005 mercedes has a voice activated radio. All you have to do is vocally announce the type of music you wish and the radio begins to operate".
The buyer gets back in the car, starts it up, and says "County and Western" immediatly all 8 speakers begin playing Willie Nelson singing "Wiskey River"
The buyer smiles, nods to the saleman, and drives off. After driving a block or so the buyer says, "Rock and Roll!" Immediatly the car is filled with the sounds of The rolling stones.
Turning onto the freeway the buyer says "Easy listening" and the vehicle radio begins playing soft and relaxing elevator music.
While driving down the freeway the buyer is cut off by three cowboys in an old pickup who are swerving lane to lane all over the freeway. Having to take drastic action to avoid a collision the buyer shouts "Fickin losers!"
At that moment the car is filed with the sounds of the University of Washington's marching band playing the "Husky Fight Song!!!"
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