My umpires favorite....
When I joined our crew, my umpire immediately told me this joke before the game. It has later meaning as well.
A country girl goes to the city to visit her cousin. The city girl takes the country girl all over the city seeing the sites. The country girl is in awe of it all. They pass a photography studio and the city girl thinks it would be a great idea to have thier picture made to remember the visit. The country girl has never had her picture taken and reluctantly agrees. They go in and the city girl talks to the photographer. The city girl comes back and says that the photographer is willing to take thier picture. But she says, it will be just a minute, he going to "focus." The country girl gets nervous and asks "bofus!"
So now, any time we huddle and talk about focus, we also get the bofus comment.
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