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Old Fri Oct 22, 2004, 08:15am
Ref Ump Welsch
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If I have a team that's been scoring quite often, and I hand the ball to the kicker on the kickoff (depending on 3, 4 or 5 man mechanic-I usually end up in the position that I have to do that job), instead of saying "Wait for the whistle and signal from the white hat", I'll say either "We gotta stop meeting like this" or "You know the routine by now." Usually they'll crack a smile and say, they just love kicking the ball and keep asking the team to keep scoring. I'll say "Just keep the drives long, so I don't have to run like crazy". Another smile, and we're usually ready to go by then!
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