[cowbyfan1]

Coach #1
me "Coach we have a flag on number 3 for a block below waist, in the end zone. Result is a safety."

coach "I need a better explanation then that."

Me "What do you need coach? You running back blocked the linebacker below the waist in the end zone."

Coach "You mean to tell me that if we hold in the end zone it is a safety?

Me "Yeah coach, spot of foul."

Now would you be surprised if I told you that team won the state championship?

Coach #2
kickoff goes out of bound untouched by R and under the bleachers (true football stadium, not a track field). R player sees this and stops. K player runs up and drills the R player in the back. Flag for a personal foul.

Coach "That isn't a late hit, the whistle wasn't blown"

Me "Whistle does not kill the play coach. Ball was undewr the bleachers and the r player stopped. Your player didn't need to kit him."

coach "You mean my players need to always know where the ball is?"

Me "Would help, kinda hard to make a tackle if they don't"

Coach "But the whistle did not blow."

Me "Does not have to coach. Only an IW kills the play."

Coach "You need to read your rule book."

would you be surprised if I tould you this coach has won a number of State titles?

coach 3

Flag on the home team for 12 on the field

Coach "James you're not gonna let us play with 12"

Me "coach it's 28-0 and we are not even in the 2nd quarter, we should make you play with 10 for a while."

coach "can you do that?"

Coach 4
coach "be fore warned ref we have a special defense"

me "what is that coach"

coach "it's called the Southwestern Bell defense. We reach out and touch someone."


Coach 5
Coach yells to his offensive guard "Billy that was your man that sacked the quaterback"

Billy "I was guarding him coach."

Coach "great now try blocking him."