Fri Oct 15, 2004, 04:19pm
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In Memoriam
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Join Date: Nov 1999
Location: Houghton, U.P., Michigan
Posts: 9,953
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Originally posted by Jurassic Referee
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Originally posted by mick
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Is that a toothpick on Woody's tongue, or is he eating houses again?
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He started using the toothpicks when he quit smoking.
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Quit smoking? Was he on fire? 
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No, he got into the lawn mower gas and went "Woof!"
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Question: "Does your wife smoke after sex?"
Answer: "I don't know, I've never looked."
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What burns my butt is a flame about that high.
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