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			I can't raise anyone else's kids. I have two of my own. But every day I say to myself, "I'm not going to be that guy." 
 
The only thing I tell my kids before their games is "Have fun. Play hard. Listen to your coach." The only thing I ask them after a game is "Did you have fun?" and the only thing I tell them after the game is usually, "I'm proud of you." 
 
I figure I'm going to have to pay for their college educations anyway, so they might as well have fun while they're little. 
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
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				"And I'm not just some fan, I've refereed football and basketball in addition to all the baseball I've umpired. I've never made a call that horrible in my life in any sport."---Greatest. Official. Ever.
			 
		
		
		
		
		
	
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