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Old Mon Oct 04, 2004, 10:21pm
David B David B is offline
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Well, ,,

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Originally posted by Soup
I would think that some of you would have come across this before, If this gets asked to umpires all the time and your tired of it I apologize before hand.

I came across this question and I figured, why not go directly to the source...

Three umpires are discussing "The Art of Umpiring".
The first umpire says that "there are balls and there are strikes and I call them as they are."
The second umpire says that "there are balls and there are strikes and I call them as I see them."
The third says that "they aren't anything until I call them."

Who among the three umpires is the most intelligent? A definition of intelligence would be a useful addition to any replies.

This question applies only to pitches where the batter does not swing. Tipped balls, 2nd strike foul balls, etc.. do not apply to this question.
JJ has a point. What does intelligence have to do with this equation?

The first umpire says that "there are balls and there are strikes and I call them as they are."

Not proper grammer, but a good statement. Its not if the umpire does not call it.

The second umpire says that "there are balls and there are strikes and I call them as I see them."

A true statement. However, the umpire might have a little problem with this statment if he didn't "see them"

The third says that "they aren't anything until I call them."

Kind of old school, but again very true.

So I agree with all of them -

Thanks
David
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