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Originally posted by Dan_ref
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Originally posted by Jurassic Referee
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Originally posted by BktBallRef
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Originally posted by devdog69
On out-of bounds calls, blow the whistle and say "WHITE" or whoever's ball it is, you won't have to point that way everyone will already know, and don't don't don't say 'off-white, blue'...
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...or "White ball!"
The ball is not white.
The ball belongs to white.
Just say, "White!"
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White's ball?
Personally, I like to hop up and down on one foot, while pointing over my shoulder and screaming " WHITE, WHITE, WHITE, WHITE, WHITE....."
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Hmmmm....so what do you do if it's red's ball?
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Remember Leslie Neilsen in the Naked Gun? The scene where he played the baseball umpire, when Reggie was trying to shoot the Queen?
To answer your question, if I could, I'd do the splits just like Lt. Drebbin, get back up, and then moonwalk while I was hollering "R-E-E-E-ED!" How cool would that be?
Lt. Frank Drebbin-
"I like my sex the way I play my basketball- one on one, and with as little dribbling as possible".