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Originally posted by BktBallRef
No, they don't lift weights. They just naturally have arms like Karl Malone.
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First of all, they might not be lifting weights. They may have a physically demanding summer (or after-school) job.
Second of all, the question for the coaches was whether this was encouraged or required. Not whether some particular girl might be motivated to do it for her own reasons.
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Here's your sign. 
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Third of all, I love Bill Engvall. When I first saw him do his "Here's Your Sign" stuff, he was talking about stupid warning labels:
"You ever look at a tube of Preperation H? It says right on there 'Do not take orally'. Now, that's sad. 'Cause you just know somebody wrote 'em a letter: Dear Preparation H, I ate this whooooooooooole tube, and I still got these hemerrhoids! My mouth is soooooooooo small, I can't even eat a jelly bean anymore! But I sure can whistle good! Here's your sign!"