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Originally posted by oregonblue
Squire Wickham, Unless you have interior plumbing, the fact that you are a lawyer does not preclude you being considered a gentleman. At least as long as you umpire. :-)! LOL!
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I'll second that motion to declare that Dennis is still human despite being a lawyer, thanks mainly to his having the great good sense to also be an umpire! Now, I only hope he can appreciate the humor that follows:
A question on the Sydney Harbour Ferry Master's exam
Q: You are heading across the harbour one fine afternoon when you notice a group of lawyers in full regalia jump into the water from North Head in an apparent mass suicide attempt. What do you do?
A: Radio base for the harbour booms to control the slick!
I'm sorry, Dennis. That was most unkind. I hope you won't take it personally.
Cheers,