Rainmaker, in an effort to make you chuckle, I was officiating a end of season debacle of a HS girls game. Midway through 3rd period, 30 point game. My partner comes to me during TO. Keep in mind he's about 5'2" 270. He says" Supp don't even think about swithching, we are officially in rec league mode, and if I can get to the twinkies next to the Mom in the second row of the bleachers, I'm going to chow down right here on the floor." I had to wipe my eyes I was laughing so hard. You may have had to be there... I was and it was hilarious.