[James Neil]

Originally posted by eventnyc
I am starting my fourth year in my NY Association this fall. I am eligible for the varsity draft this year, which will be held next Wednesday. I anticipate being drafted by a crew that is in need of an umpire. In my association, lower level games are officiated by a three man crew. The crew consists of the white hat and two wings. I have never officiated the position of umpire. I am requesting the assistance of umpires to provide me with some knowledge regarding the officiating of this position. Any help would be greatly appreciated!

OK, first thing you’re going to want to do is bend over as far as you can. Put your head as far as it’ll go between your legs.... And kiss your a$$ good bye!
No seriously, welcome to the meat grinder. I’m a four-year guy myself and I love working inside. I’ll let those with the experience help you with the more intricate instruction for Umpires. But in the meantime I’ll give you my impressions.
There’s no better place on the field, and no other position as important. You’ll soon find out that it’s really the Umpire that runs the game and the WH is only as good as his Umpire. He’s the one who’ll be asked to explain the “all but one” after everyone else has butchered the interpatation. He’s the official who looks like he actually “worked” when the game is over. He’s the one who calms the players and keeps peace on the field. He handles the ball more then any one else on the field, and his “Spot” is law. I could go on and on here but I think I’ve done enough damage. You see, now I’ll have to take a thrashing from some lonely Back Judge or Mercury footed Wingman telling me how it‘s their position that's the most important. . I can hear the Fat-so jokes already. OK guys let me have it.
Oh-God, I hope Uncle Ernie doesn't see this. Or anyone else on the crew I’m working with tomorrow. I better delete this before Monday.