Yo mama so fat:
her nickname is "Lardo"
when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up
when she step on the Weight Scales it says...'to be continued'...
when she bends over, we enter Daylight Saving Time.
she sat on a Nintendo Gamecube and it turned into a gameboy
when she went to the Zoo, Elephants began throwing peanuts at her.
small objects orbit her.
she make olympic sumo wrestlers look anerixic.
when I tell her to haul a$$, she gotta make two trips.
when she farted she launched herself into orbit.
she lost a game at Hide&Seek only cos I spotted her...behind Mount Everest.
when I had to swerve to avoid hitting her on the road I ran out of Petrol!
she could be the eighth continent.
she nearly put Safeway out of business
the only thing that's attracted to her is gravity.
her Uni graduation photo was an aerial
when she auditioned for a part in Raiders of the Lost Ark she got the part of the big Rolling Ball.
she make Jabba the Hutt look anorexic.
she sat on a dolla' and squirted out 3 quarters, 2 dimes and a nickel!
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