No Garth Brooks, I think you should be the next writer. For one, you think you have all the answers. Secondly, you can never seem to explain why you are correct about something. And last but not least, you think of yourself as a "big dog," for some reason. You would be a perfect person for the job. Especially when he is asking for writers in a sport you know nothing about. I mean anyone can umpire a baseball game with little training, but if I am not mistaken they are looking for a Basketball writer. But then again, you probably would tell the rest of us not to use lanyards, not to care about the foul count, it is the table's job to tell you and most of all, would tell us how many coaches you would dump because they challenged you. What better role model is there out in the world of officiating than yourself? I know the name GARTH just comes with a great deal of respect.
Peace