[Jim Porter]

"It's enough to make a bloke bawl!"

Warren,

Don't get all thingie on me. Try to be a little more blokey than that, Mate.

I'll be dinkie-di with ya, Mate - - ridgy-didge - - fair dinkum! I won't tell you no furphy. I used a web site for Aussie slang. I knew you were a cack, so I thought I'd give ya a josh.

I want to visit the Lucky Country some day, Warren. There's something about Oz that makes me deadcert (or at least it has a fairgo,) that I'll be there bushwalking some lovely arvo. I love to walkabout.

I trust you can get me mates rates. You wouldn't by any chance have a sleepout, would ya? I'm no germ or grumblebum. I'm just a Joe Blow looking to rubberneck somewhere in the woop woop and eat nothing but bush tucker. That would be bonza! (I'll be the boofhead calling out, "cooee!")

Of course, while I'm there, I'll have to drop a bluey, have a couple of Britney's with my cobber, Warren, and we can have a mag (the way I drink, it'll be a Jolly Green Giant!) I'll be perving the lush shielas. Hopefully, I'll get to pash on a few of them.

By the way, that face fungus makes you look like a wrinklie. Just joshin'!

Cheers!