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Originally posted by mikesears
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Originally posted by Mark Padgett
Yeah, but did you remember the first rule of being a referee? TUCK YOUR WHISTLE IN YOUR SHIRT WHEN YOU TAKE A LEAK!!!
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Mark,
I would like to see your "10 Commandments" of officiating! Maybe you and Dave can come up with something!
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Actually, in our association there are a few "unwritten" rules. Of course, the most important is the one I listed above (Juulie may not have to do this, of course).
Others include:
(said to your partner) "If this game goes into overtime,
IT'S YOUR FAULT!"
The coach is always wrong - always.
Never eat chili dogs before or during a game. Have some respect for your partner.
Whenever a coach asks you why you did something, reply
"BECAUSE THAT'S THE RULE!"
Our motto: Occasionally wrong, but never indecisive.
And, of course,
never wear white underwear under tight pants. This one should be self-explanatory.