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Originally posted by JRutledge
Stick to soccer, most of us hate soccer in the first place.
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Want me to describe a soccer game for you? Ninety minutes of complete boredom, that's what it is. They won't let you use your hands either, for Heaven's sake! That's un-American as far as I'm concerned. Whoever heard of any game where you can't use your hands? Football,baseball, basketball, hockey, lacrosse, field hockey, softball, cricket,polo, marriage, karate and kung fu and all that Eastern sh*t--- you name it-- you're allowed to use your hands. Oh no, not soccer though. And you hardly ever see anybody score. What's up with that? And when a miracle occurs and someone does score, whatinthehell do you see? The goober that scored runs around the stadium three times with his teammates chasing him, takes off his clothes and throws them up in the air, and then falls flat on his face kicking and screaming. His teammates then catch up to him, fall on top of him, and take turns screwing him dog-style. Makes you sick to watch it!
Soccer, BAH!