In a youth game today an irate father yelled at me because I didn't call a travel for the 100th time on the opposing 5th grade girls team. The score was 7-5 in the 3rd quarter. After a couple of How-can-you-not-see-that and You-have-to-call-that comments, he bellowed, "You're terrible."
I replied, "Yeah, I know, that's why they put me on the game with the two worst teams."
He didn't have any other helpful officiating suggestions the remainder of the game.