REPLY: Years ago, I was the white hat in a HS game in Westfield (NJ) when Dave Brown (AZ Cardinals) was the QB. He threw a pss to the TE who was scraping along behind the defensive line. The pass hit my umpire square in the forehead and falls incomplete. Brown asks me, "What was that?" I answered, "Assault and battery, I think." Umpire survived...but with quite a lump on his head.
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Bob M.
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