Well, ok, but let's say - just for the sake of argument - that we maybe had a third official on the court, and let's just say that it was someone from this board - ok, we'll say it was me, and I was in the C slot, and when the shot went up, Josh had the primary on the shot, and the T called the off-ball foul on A-2, but I was too busy eating the rest of my Subway sandwich that I couldn't finish in the locker room at halftime (Oh wait, this was in the SECOND half, not the first, right Josh? Cause that's important to know also) and so I completely missed the play when that piece of lettuce with the mustard dropped on the floor - and would we stop the game to clean that up? - and so when Josh and the T came to me - hey "Josh and the T" would make a good name for a Death Metal band - and I couldn't give them any information (mainly because my mouth was too full of ham and cheese) well, how would you handle that one, Mr. Smarty-pants Jurassic Ref who answered the original question only moments after it was posted??? Hmmm??? Well??? How many brown-pops now???
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