[Bfair]

Okay, as that older, fatter ump I wonder why you youngins' can't remember your mechanics on those hot days---always trying to take plays that aren't necessarily yours and not going out on flies to right when you should.

I guess it's all from your own perspective. It's not unsual for me to 3 games on a summer Saturday os Suanday (or both) down here in hot Dallas. (100+ in the summer).
This past year I had to bail out a couple of my "younger" umps who passed out in the heat. True story.
Don't worry about us old timers, we may surprise you.

Can't talk much about it now, I have to leave in 30 minutes for my first game of the year. New season starting!!!
It's nice livin' in the south.