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Originally posted by Dan_ref
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Originally posted by DJ
I have often thought that an official exchange with different areas of the country would be fun but of course it is not practical.
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As the Northeast US delegate I'm empowered to offer you
Chuck in return for 3 dead monkeys.
We're playing hard ball on this - I can negotiate the number of dead things, whether the dead things are monkeys or not or if the things I come back with are dead or not.
I just can't come back with Chuck.
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Hmmm, not sure I can go three dead monkies. But I've got some ABC gum (now flavorless), some ear wax, and a significant quantity of navel lint. If he's finally bought that new shirt, I'll throw in a couple of comic books.
