Here's some new Davisms from the past week:
Player: "He's all over me."
Ref: "Then get a room."
Player: "Can they bark at me like that?"
Ref: "Yes, unless you're a Canine-American, in which case I might consider it to be an ethnic slur."
Coach: "Did you see that?"
Ref: "Yes, coach. Twice."
Coach: "Huh?"
Coach: "What do you call that?"
Ref: "It's called a henway."
Coach: "What's a henway?"
Ref: "Oh, about a pound and a half."
Parent (after game): "Blah, blah, blah, etc."
Ref: "Hey - your proctologist called - he found your head."
Needless to say, these were all rec games.
