[Mark T. DeNucci, Sr.]

When I was young, good looking, and single, if I had a women's college game where the coach was a good looking single I always used mouthwash in the dressing room before the game. Now if I know that either of the coaches in the game I am going to officiate is the type that likes to get up close and personal, I make sure that I stop on the way to the game and have a cheeseburger covered in raw onions on the way to the game.