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When I was young, good looking, and single, if I had a women's college game where the coach was a good looking single I always used mouthwash in the dressing room before the game. Now if I know that either of the coaches in the game I am going to officiate is the type that likes to get up close and personal, I make sure that I stop on the way to the game and have a cheeseburger covered in raw onions on the way to the game.
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Mark T. DeNucci, Sr.
Go Youngstown (Ohio) State University Penguins!
Member:
Trumbull County (Warren, Ohio) Basketball Officials Association
Wood County (Bowling Green, Ohio) Basketball Officials Association
Ohio Association of Basketball Officials
International Association of Approved Basketball Officials
Wood County (Bowling Green, Ohio) Umpires Association
Ohio High School Athletic Association
Toledo, Ohio, United States of America
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