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Old Wed Dec 17, 2003, 11:08pm
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Quote:
Originally posted by BktBallRef
Anything that isn't human that makes noise, including by not limited to:

Megaphones
Horns
Thundersticks
Plastic bottles w/ rocks or pennies in it
Air horns
Sirens
Anything else you can think of that makes noise.
Like kazoos. Last year, ncaa game, nice crowd, security comes to me on court during a TO in the first half.

She: "Hey ref! Can those kids be blowing into those kazoos?"
Me: (What the...kazoo? Who the hell can hear a kazoo in here) "Well....it's only legal during a dead ball."
She: "That's what I thought...(turns to upper rows of bleachers) "HEY!!!!! YOU!!!!! YEAH YOU GUYS!!!!! YOU CAN'T BE BLOWING THOSE KAZOOS IN HERE!!!!!! GIMME THOSE DAMN KAZOOS BEFORE I TOSS YOU OUT OF HERE!!!!!"
Me: shrug
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