I agree with all of the other replies (execpt the one liners, they are fun to hear but don't use them in your game
). One thing you can do if a coach is yelling at you go tell him he/she doesn't need to yell, you can hear them just fine. If that brings them down and they start "talking" or shut-up - good job; however, if they yell again I would whack 'em. I hear you is always a good response to a coach too. Great job working those two games one-man, that is tough to do.
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