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Originally posted by ChuckElias
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WHEN A CAT IS DROPPED IT ALWAYS LANDS ON ITS FEET. WHEN TOAST IS DROPPED IT ALWAYS LANDS ON THE BUTTERED SIDE. I PROPOSE TO STRAP BUTTERED TOAST TO THE BACK OF A CAT..........THE TWO WILL HOVER, SPINNING INCHES ABOVE THE GROUND.
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Ahhhh, a Steven Wright fan 
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I put a skylight in my living room this weekend... the people in the apartment upstairs are really steamed!
I was walking down the street the other day when the prescription for my glasses ran out...