[rainmaker]

Originally posted by Kelvin green
So here's the play--

A1 is shooting the first of a two shot bonus A1 makes first the shot.

B2 takes the ball passes to B3 who stops at the mid court line while straddling passes to B4 for a perfect alley oop.

While B4 is in mid air, a3 intentionally slides underneath and attempts to undercut B4. B4 however attempts to dunk the ball, thus grabbing the rim, (He completely leaps over A3 but makes contact) the ball bounces high into the air and is coming down when A6 yells to B4 that is he a ^&&(*$, and a7 runs off the bench and tackles B5.

U1 sees this and blows his whistle, the ball then bounces on the rim twice and drops thru, not before A coach runs on the floor and grabs A7 and tells him to get his a%% back to the bench. Coach B then yells at coach A that he cant keep his **&^% players in line and that they are all little ^&$#. Coach A yells back to Coach be to kiss *&*^%

At that point the scorekeeper who is also the principal stands up takes the book from the scorer's table to the hallway as he tracks down a cop to arrest the Mom of B5 who ran after a-7 chasing him an umbrella.

What do you have on this play

A) a hell of a mess-
B) one bored soldier in Iraq on his off time
C) parts of Iraq
D) You fill in the blank

Wow, Kelvin, I don't care how much they are paying you, it's not enough!