Ah well, it coulda been worse...they could have lost to Boston. FWIW I have my theory as to why they let the lowly Marlins get by them: with all those hexes, curses & ghosts residing at the stadium none of them had any effect on the Marlins. So you'll be seeing some big changes this winter in the Bronx, starting with the announcement of a new VP of Voodoo reporting directly to the boss. As a first step look for a number of high priced prospects imported from the Carribean - mostly fat old ladies with experience in animal sacrifice and spirit conjuring.
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