Or from the bleachers.
When I was still a bit green, I actually told a coach, who was constantly complaining about the strikezone, that if she thought the view from where she was was better than where I was, I'd gladly call balls and strikes from her dugout for the rest of the game.
Probably shouldn't have said it, and I probably, in hindsight, should have ejected her a good inning earlier ... but it did shut her up.
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