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Sign 'im up
No outfielder can rattle me as PU. They're way too far away even from a call at third. I save a special chuckle for outfielders who want to argue balls and strikes. I say to everyone in my immediate area, "I've got another white shirt in the car for anybody that can call balls and strikes from left center field." Or whatever.
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"The only person who knows the location of the 'strike zone' is the 'umpire', and he refuses to reveal it...the umpire communicates solely by making ambiguous hand gestures and shouting something that sounds like 'HROOOOT!' which he refuses to explain." -- Dave Barry
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